do you think it i'm gay because i was in a 3 way lastnight?
well not if you dont touch the other dude and concentrate on the chic
what chic?
Good news! Whoever used this stall at Target earlier...not pregnant!
I gave her the chance to be interesting and she failed. So then I gave her a chance to be slutty and she failed at that too.
its like randi wears special contacts, but instead of colors they make her eyes say "I want cock"
i now know from two sources i am better at making out and giving head than she is. and not by a little either.
fuck off i hope your children turn out to be republicans
It's hard for me to sext him when the picture i see on my phone when he texts me is his facebook default of him and his girlfriend.
Ya know, in a round about way coinstar is just a glorified vending machine for all my bad choices.
We uncovered another pile of vomit after you left. And i am not talking about the one in the vase
Registered sex offender is the model in class today.... There are too many things wrong with him getting naked in front of a lot of college students.
I woke up spooning with a broom that someone taped a mustache too..i need to stop starting my nights by drinking "hangover" wine.
Brightest idea yet: lets drink enough at ladies-drink-free nights to make up for the cost of tampons. Breaking even on having vaginas!
He just showed up. He's like 5'8 and brought a beer pong table that has " I love gay boys" on it. How could this go wrong
I just remembered touching your bosses wife's fake tits last night. Thanks again for taking me to your work function.
so you 69ed him in the parking lot of your apartment
yah I won't allow him in my apartment
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