captain morgan taught me last night that resee's puffs are way better when eaten straight out of the sink.
Knee deep in strippers, everything is comped. will try hard to be there at 8. i promise.
the line at the liquor store is out the door, and students in line are high-fiving like crazy...i love college snow days
I think I should just go up to him and say, "before I invest time in this could I just take a look at your penis?"
There is a good chance that the other night after a wedding reception i was at that i mailed you a drink coaster.
I don't want anything to do with the Darth Vader stripper babe. I'm just trying to make dreams come true.
Whatever dude, just dont tell her your first impression was she looked like your cousin. no judgement here. just sayin.
Pro: Drunk Portland Strip Club. Con: Monday morning hangover at work. Pro: boobs. Con: Sleep deprivation. The Pro's are winning.
I would agree. Add some coffee to the booze. It will cut down on sleep deprivation.
After we got done he told me to hold his penis because it helps him fall asleep
It's dollar drink night and I have my honors society initiation tomorrow. Somehow I think this will not end well.
ITS THE FIRST FRIDAY NIGJT AFTER MOVING IN WITH THE NEW ROOMIE AND I ACTUALLY JIST RIPPED MY TAMPON OUT AND THREW IT IN THE NEIGHBORS YARD WERE GOINF ON THE BOAT AND SLEPEING IN HIS AMBULANCE GOODNIGHT
I'm still home, my life isn't together. Currently drying my pants
I've never SEEN someone give negative fucks before. It's actually rather impressive. I want to study under them.
I had sex on a seadoo on the middle of the lake lastnight
Just because I'm asexual doesn't mean I can't have a revenge fuck.
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