I'm sitting at the gyno watching cnn in the waiting room
Everyone is walking funny when they come out, ugh I'm not looking forward to this
i think the world will end when pigs can fly. think about it, everyone says blah blah when pigs fly. so shit would be going down if they ever can.
oh fuck your right
its not stalking. its research.
I forgot how ruthlessly advertising works on me when I'm high.
WHAT IS WRONG WITH SOCIETY?!?!?!
... says the kid who took a shit in my parents dishwasher...
just threw up in the bushes outside my lecture hall. sometimes i hate the freedom college gives you.
my professor just said "the power of the situation"
drink
according to the contents of this bucket, last night i swallowed a whole teabag
i think i can safely say that is the weirdest thing you've ever propositioned me with. so obviously my answer is yes.
i'm pregaming while finishing a paper on cardio myocyte contractility in mice. i'm kicking finals week's ass right now
He knows my period schedule but not my work schedule.
I puked in my fridge last night while I was trying to get water
I have a fannypack full of condoms and acid. Let's get weird.
Well, no one has ever described you as a perfectly balanced individual
You asked me if you had to go downstairs to get upstairs. And then you forgot where you were.
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