the star wars geek is hitting on me, and is talking about his lightsaber. need back up NOW
just found deep spiritual meaning in spongebob.... that high.
you thought you were invisible so you started narrating your actions.
Saved By The Bell: The College Years had it waaaay wrong on that one.
I started making breakfast to subdue the hangover and last of the shrooms and only got as far as eating a half frozen pierogi out of a dixie cup.
Dude I'm looking through my old high school year book and I circled every girl I fucked.. what was wrong with me.
Is it penis luge time yet?
We fucked to techno music while he wore shin guards... best sex ever.
You should never talk to him again. Unless its you knocking on the door and punching his dick.
You can drink as much as you want but it's not gunna make her forehead any smaller
I was hoping it might at least fix her teeth
Mehhh. I just tried to type 'extremely', and it auto corrected to 'creek rot'. IT KNOWS WHAT I LOOK LIKE
He's under the table sobbing because he doesn't live in a taco if you ever get him this high again I will stab you
Between fucking and sleeping I woke up missing four out of five of the earrings I was wearing. It's like a star rating system. I had to give him props.
She came out of the bathroom listening to her iPod and crying. Then she started scream 'she will be loved'. She seems to be handling the break up well lol
It is getting ridiculous, the elaborateness of the schemes I have to concoct so my suitemates don't know I'm pooping.
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