The solution to mudbutt is never ever Clorox wipes. It stings soooooooo bad.
Going to get tested monday. You're coming with. Bonding time, slut style.
Please tell me why there is some girl tied to our toilet?
I told them the reason I passed out was because of "heat exhaustion." Not from showing up drunk. Good thing this is Arizona.
just letting you know, you took a hit of the blunt while sleeping. happy birthday
The waitress just told me I'm asking alot. So far I've asked for a soul, an angel and carbombs
well, the two that sent pics I've already been with, so at least its not just BAM HERE'S MY PENIS IN YOUR INBOX ENJOY THOSE MEGAPIXELS
Cocaine can totally be concealed as MAC finishing powder. Drug dealer creds just went up 120 percent
Hahah. They reconnected again?
Like with his penis I guess
The bad news is I fucked my exes girlfriend. The good news is I100% understand why he left me
You knew you'd end up at his house the minute you emptied the bowl of condoms into your purse.
like are we talking 'quick beer' bad or 'break out the real vodka' bad
He tried to tell me that that stripper was his aunt..
It's not even 11, i dropped a shot glass, nick is bleeding, and everyone is drunk
ELLEHCIM
NYRMAK
DRAHCIR
WHAT??
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