hahah your definitly as dumb as I think I thought you are. boom roasted.
not to mention it took an hour of antique roadshow to calm my dick down
I'm at a party with half naked strippers driving in a little kids battery powered mustang around a stipper pole in his bedroom
I need to have sex with you on our hotel room window ledge... This is a need not a request.
So I think his penis grew over the weekend. Is that possible or does absence make the dick grow longer?
Wish i knew who the f is sending me pics of asian newborns.
Well tech shes born nov 12, but since her head was out on the 11th, she claims both days as her birthday
all my money is vodka money
I have never read a truer sentence.
Girl in my public speaking class just gave a speech on weaves, God I love community college
I'm going to get high and eat ice cream until the pain goes away. You're welcome to join.
I AM NOT LOSING TO SOME FICTIONAL CROSSDRESSER
I'm just gonna ride this ego train to sex town
Well I finally got to say all the things I wanted to say. Including telling him he looks like a naked mole rat
Getting high with your mom, but thinking of you!
not only did u rap a voicemail to me last night.... but it lasted so long that it cut you off so you called back to finish..... never do this again
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