yeah so our basement was flooded 4 feet. we just smoke and drank and then went swimming. gotta make the best out of it
I got my parents high. They've been watching spongebob for six hours. You cannot tell me I'm not the favorite
you rearended a car with your bike and then puked all over his back windshield. They made BUI's for you.
My #1 goal this summer is to get drunk at olive garden
I'm about to enter vancouver's biggest liquor store. I feel like I should sent you a "wish you were here" postcard.
It really ruins the moment when you have to ask to resend the nude pics.
He was singing Justin Beiber while we did it. I love secure Spanish men
Everyone threw up but him. I took off my shirt because I puked on it. There were also a lot of drag queens involved.
I made $130 by ordering two pizzas and charging them $10 a slice. If they weren't so stoned they might have realized they could have just ordered another pizza for $20.
You're worse than that girl who made out with her cousin at that party
That was you...
The site I use to study flash cards keeps showing ads for truck companies hiring drivers. It's like the site is saying "hey, we all know there's no hope for you, just give up and Become a truck driver."
I bought us both waterproof cases so we can sext through FaceTime in the shower.
Next. Level. Shit.
lonely sunday drunk me decided to tweeze my pubes. HORRIBLE IDEA
WHO THE FUCK PEED IN MY BONG
He says it takes a lot to subdue the urge to just bury his face in my vagina. Of course, I have absolutely no problem with this.
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