come over anyways, right now, right this second
it can be a super quick quicky, then you can go back to studying
wow, that sounds SO fun, please stop enticing me with premature ejaculation
i don't know how to normally transition into sexual activities without being drunk...
I was found on the hood of someone elses car... Who would've thought there were 2 white nissans?
Do fat girls normaly have fat that look like a penis by their pussy?
What the hell did you do last night?!
We had sex under a tree in his boss's backyard, then I hooked up with his best friend. I don't even care how I got home.
Bacon Cheddar rum burgers are as great as they sound. I knew that 100 proof Captain would be good for something other than vomit.
But for real, I had the best sex of my life on that bunk bed
I just remembered you throwing bread at me and getting me to drink water out of a heineken bottle. You are my best friend.
yea but i missed the pot and poured the boiling water on my dick. shit hurts. aint nothin easy about that mac
I saw a classic trojan enz laying on his desk. So he's probably not into the kinky shit.
Yeah and you keep saying "I know how to win America." While running away from us
I've done dumber things than this for flimsier reasons. Come with. If I pull it off I need a witness, and if I fail I need an escape plan.
Three Decembers later, I'm looking at this fuckin Santa lingerie I bought and just realized my stocking never got stuffed....
I woke up naked and surrounded by M&Ms
i can eat my weight in tater tots. don't test me, bitch
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