he started yelling "this is my pussy" mid thrust
I've been emailing with a woman. I don't think she's into me, but we've become sorta email buddies. I'm hoping to meet her because on her profile she states she's into 'fisting.' Frankly the thought kinda freaks me out but I'm dying to see what kind of woman is 1) into that and 2) admits it upfront.
Why does everyone think all I do is drink? I go to class on wednesdays
I don't remember. I think I elluded to the fact that I would buy him a dildo for his birthday.
You guys need to get along, there is no need for a pissing contest...We're all fucking each others ex's.
there's a strong possibility i came on your eyeliner last night bathroom sex was unplanned and rather messy sorry
sorry to break it to you, but he's definitely fucking that other girl now...
I wish I still at least had the bruises on my ass to remember him by.
I woke up and found cookies in my purse. It's a 12/12/12 miracle.
i just found my fake in the snow. LIFE IS AWESOME
Thanks for launching me off you reverse cowgirl. I think I chipped a tooth.
Jesus christ. I put you on speaker when you called me last night and you told me to brush my teeth with a dick.
How was your night?
Fell down a flight of stairs. Went to a sex dungeon. Was approached by a man in a leather harness.
But he said I was unpatriotic for not having sex with him. What was I suppose to say to that?
will you help me invent vagina-safe pop rocks?
His penis is average but his stamina is amazing!!! I didn’t know I had that many orgasms in my body!!!!
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