Is it just me or are more fat girls getting belly button piercing these days?
I'll listen to your side of the story when you stop being such a whore.
I was excited because I thought I didn't have to tell you about the crabs, but surprise! You got em!
he used the word "rubber" i just couldn't do it after that.
I just masterbated while imagining him getting hit by a truck. I have hit a completely unacceptable level of anger & bitterness. Help.
i think it was just a coincidence but she literally vomited the second she saw my penis.
He leaned out the window to puke right as the fan for the ac turned on. All of it blew back up into his face.
You could probably play six degrees of separation of my cock in this city.
I usually just read books and meditate to an aquatic soundtrack of sea walrus's mating. But ill choose coors light instead
She's doing hand stands on the train as I type. Idk if I'm impressed it embarrassed. Or turned on.
Well on the plus side I have started adding benefiber to my bottle of wine
Would it be considered cannibalistic if I wanted to eat off his bacon tattoo?
I have the rest of my life to settle down this is totally time for friends and pizza
I mean, I've had her boob in my mouth, but is that romance?
We're meant to be. Apparently God wants me to get dicked down pretty good too so I'm not complaining about destiny
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