Let's make love on the newspapers that declare financial doomsday
i want you now
you need to stop dating girls with the same name as your mother...or stop drinking so much...I don't want to see this
Just got the American Express annual summary for 2009. The amount of bars we visited last year is impressive.
you try finding a go kart track at 4 AM on Thanksgiving
So can we talk about how we all three made out with the bike taxi driver in lieu of paying him. I'm not even mad, that's resourceful. You know what married girls would have had to do? They'd have had to pay.
how was it?
he was petting the bushes because they were "napkins"
I vaguely remember hanging my bra off the ceiling fan and chugging a beer during sex
College has turned you into quite the multi tasker huh?
In the pie chart of my life, she is a huge part of why I drink.
I wish my bank account would intervene on my life choices.. $200+ in alcohol in 2 weeks and a $40 McDonald's bill is a cry for help.
Only time and a comprehensive case study of all of your relationships will tell.
Take off your clothes and see if he wants to have sex, that's a good way to find out
I opened my bookbag to put my laptop in and I found two granola bars and a pregnancy test. I am clearly prepared for life
a victory without nudity is not really a victory
What does it mean when the government shuts down and your boyfriends wife wants a divorce ON YOUR BIRTHDAY?
thanks for letting me have sex in your bed, too bad you didn't get to yet
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