its like his balls were made of silver and he was trying to polish the tarnish off
I think someone spiked my drink last night. .. Like all 20 of them.
just shaved my legs at the gas station bathroom before going to the club. is that too ghetto?
were with a gay guy with a minnesota accent. think about how funny that sounds.
he was sobbing,drinking his beer, all while confessing his love for her. awkward was an understatement...
my brother is about to go smoke a joint outside... he's preparing his munchies on the counter beforehand. I admire his responsibility.
I voted for him because his wife supports his raging sex life.
How creepy of a mustache can you grow by wednesday night?
He spent 6 hours at the ER after crashing a motorcycle and still came to the bar, Ofcourse I went home with him. He's my hero.
nah, they dropped the charges. apparently ripping his junk when he tried to hop the fence seemed like punishment enough...
Dude he's not responding... I'll take that as an unpleasant visit to the clinic
Her boyfriend caught us fucking and said "cool you're cheating too" and left.
You live a charmed life.
Will you be my therapist? I don't want to tell me secrets to a strange person and be judged all over again when you have already taken the time to do it. Oh and I will pay you with alcohol
We used to bone, but now she's my life coach.
I love that you put so much thought and effort into your nudes
I don't send half assed nudes. Go big or go home.
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