bar tonight had a doorbell to get in and last night i saw my neighbors fuck on the balcony, she wore a nurse outfit. Missouri isn't so bad...
im officially scared..,i finally realized who my boyfriend reminds me of! spencer pratt
woke up with withdrawal cold sweats this morning. spring break must really be over.
I don't think you'd be able to understand Inception if you weren't high...
I just smoked my last bit of kief with a grill lighter. This is what crackheads must feel like.
Wow that was a lesbian tornado.
What should I wear?
Uhhhhh...idk? it's a gay bar
I found something that says "i'm here to party, but not fuck guys."
I'm a gay man planning my brothers bachelor party, and he choose someone else to be his best man. I hope they like appltinis and gay clubs. Bastard.
Based off the amount of cat hair on my poncho....i stole a cat last night.
Just had the best idea EVER: start a mead brewing/dispensery business! WE CAN BREW IT IN MY GIANT CLOSET, AND NEVER BE SOBER AGAIN.
too late I already started a fight with someone named luscious
You need to somehow incorporate the phrase "these hoes ain't loyal" into your best man speech.
dude, last night I won a real sword and a bottle of vodka in a cards against humanity tournament
Gonna try and have sex in the empire state bldg, will tell you how it goes
i feel like every weekend turns into a giant blur of i dont want to know...
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