Maybe she gives good head
A girl who still calls a dick a "wiener"cannot possibly give good head
I wish I could google chicago male strippers on my work computer but I don't feel like talking to HR today
Yeah I hope so. Definately just saw two freshmen in very authentic togas and cotton ball beards. This new class is stepping it up.
He literally sends me dick pictures, EVERY DAY. SEVERAL DIFFERENT ANGLES ..it's like I GET THE POINT.
I won't be able to make it. Too hung over. Can't hold down fluids. I'm in the bathtub trying to hydrate my body through osmosis. And yes, Tequila Tuesday is totally still on for tonight.
UPDATE: IM NOT A TEEN MOM LETS GO PARTY
I can't hookup with a guy in my car because it smells like Taco Bell..
That awkward moment when you are on your way to ICU and the only sympathy gift you can think of is beer and whiskey
Sooooooo, maybe just fucked on a motorcycle.
It got weird the panthers lost and we started throwing wings at one another
you ate an entire watermelon by using a CD as a spoon, then proceeded to chuck the leftovers at some dudes car...
whered you go
woke up in a ditch, shat infront of a little league game, slept in her stairway...i need to come here more often
I come home to my brother mixing skittles and vodka. We're all proud of him.
We need a kiddie pool and lots of cornstarch
Change the sheets & put your dick in the dishwasher. I'll see you in an hour.
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