Dude, I couldnt get it up cause she said her parents were home...
ok, come over...I have doritos
i dont know whats so great about being respectable.
I just gave my whole company pinkeye. How's that for a summer intern's lasting impression? BOOYAHH
I never said you were fat, just too fat for ME
How far into the semester do we have to be before it's ok to get drunk in between classes again?
i told the doctor i drank a college amount of alcohol. judgemental prick
I'm coming over to use your dick. I need to take my aggression out on something. Hope that's cool.
you flashed my boyfriend last night so i tackled you to the floor. you may be a bit sore.
If I drank a glass of water for every drink I had I'd die of water intoxication like some tweaked out looser at a rave
It's getting harder and harder to find People to carry her home
She shouldn't drink
drunk in woodshop so don't even say "I SAWWW THIS COMING." I know you're thinking it.
Why do you hate her?
She's dating the best penis that has ever entered my vagina.....
He's a Republican and an Ohio State fan idk how far this can go.
Spent tonight painting strippers in camo.
But actually he solved 40% of my life problems just in one dicking
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