i blew a .213 what kind of thug blows the compton area code exactly? this guy
just had to take a 4 hour nap to write a one page paper. its obviously the week after winter break.
My sister got her picture in the pub crawl section of the paper today and my dad said to me "why can't you be more like her?"
the pic of her and her boyfriend fell off the wall as we were fucking.
I almost had to get my pinky cut off. Wow I'm so happy. We won beer olympics so i didnt hahaha
Oh my Christ. I just came so hard my penis stood back up and took a bow afterwards. I need Thai food.
Dunno yet. Probably just gonna play the s.t.d. russian roulette game with random bartenders at the beach again. Same 'ol same 'ol
Is it okay to send him a "thanks for the sexual awakening" note?
I'm a bit offended I got no nudies back but it's whatever
They're in the mail. Snapchats too fast. I want the suspense.
I know I've become a responsible adult because this time, I'm not going to do the drugs I found on the ground
Mmm. Champagne. Weed. 17 pounds of animal crackers.
apparently i came home last night raving about goats and singing songs from muppet treasure island
I just sat on the floor of my shower for 20 minutes to punish myself for drunk me's decisions.
Did I tell you he put a lobster carcass on his dick?
So my balls are accidently making an appearance on snapchat
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