Where you are. You must stay where you are are
Where you are. You must stay where you are arewhere are youu
Where you are. You must stay where you 5eare wher are you!!
Just made gatorade. in the bathtub.
He made me a period mix..should I back out now?
It was like you were trying to communicate only you were using every letter of the alphabet but in no order and in a different language
I was told my cock was a religious experience.
Does taking an old homeless guy to the strip club, buying him lap dances, and calling him pops all night count as a good deed???
How are you going to come here and fuck on our couch ? That's everyones couch
That's the last time I send a mass text invitation to smoke a blunt
the cashier at the gas station pulled a twig out of my hair and told me I should probably wash it before work....it was kinda sweet.
I woke up with gum stuck to my nipple piercings this morning.. So there's that.
No. I'm sorry but once your "would go gay for" list exceeds five people, you're bi. Get over it.
The hospital waiting room is starting to become a very familiar place to me.
I’m not closing myself off the to the possibility of making a bad life choice.
Your drunk self managed to not pee on anyone's bed
Go me
I'm actually proud
hot take: drunk me can walk through walls?
Randomize
