would you ever date a girl who drove an 89 Chrysler LeBaron? - for the record it's a convertable
We uncovered another pile of vomit after you left. And i am not talking about the one in the vase
someone wrote on his wall: "congrats on your engagement"
I think you may want to look into that...
you know who we are? We're the female white stoner version of Kenan and Kel.
One step ahead. Always. Roses are red, violets are blue... I'm gonna fuck you with a rake.
Its completely acceptable to go naked under my graduation gown right?
Some ppl might frown upon it but theyre prudes
I have fireworks and redbull; let's make heart attack inducing magic happen.
I want to see boobs tonight. Like, real ones. Your ones.
I'm romantic.
You should probably stop your little brother from ruining thanksgiving. I just caught him trying to stuff a cake in a drawer... And now he's puking.
For the record, just because I'm a mess doesn't mean I don't know what I'm talking about when I give you advice. I'm way better at other people's lives.
She really has to stop the coke at some point. Won't she run out of money eventually?
Won't she run out of nose eventually?
Good thing my vagina doesn't have a chronometer on it. I'm sure my fiance would be horrified. Probably 10 miles from this past weekend alone.
I took a dab in Denver and was I. Rocky Mountain national park almost to Wyoming before I realized I missed my turn.
I'm constantly crying, and now I start crying every time I masturbate which is a fun development.
Her vag MUST be made out of starbursts or something equally as delicious.
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