i freaking love being in a circle of guys. if i fart none of them suspect me.
I just needed to know whether or not to wear panties to work tomorrow.
I don't care if you go out, because at the end of the night I know i'll be the one fucking you.
that was completely unnecessary, true, but unnecessary
i have one question about last night
if this is about your fridge being filled with hotdogs, sour cream, and PB&J open-faced sandwiches, i can explain
me and my mom are sitting in the bank parking lot drying my beer soaked check with the heat... the whole car smells like heinekin and I'm trying to convince her I don't need a.a.
I don't think casual Fridays means I can go to work with dried cum in my hair...
It's like some sort of initiation to finger one of them... so I did it. And got high fived afterwards like a dozen times.
Those were right hand only?
He woke up, yelled "RALLY!" and then puked in my glove compartment
his daughter has his phone and goesss ohhh boobies and shows me a picture of my own tits...
My penis is saying yes, several less important organs are saying noo...
Can I even tell you how badly I want a day that is just on and off napping and sex with intermittent snack breaks? Because I want that day very badly.
I have never seen a more amazing text message in my entire life.
Just introduced myself to a group of people and one dude said "You're Marc!? I've heard many a legend of you." I raised bottle of champagne, said cheers, and drank with them.
Dude you better come get your girl, she's sitting here eating a tub of pasta salad muttering to herself about gypsies.
HE LITERALLY JUST PEED IN MY ROOM IDK WHAT TO DO HELP
For someone who wanted a break I'm getting way to much dick
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