Hey I found your number in my phone i dont remember how we met this is richard btw
strange i dont have your number must have been a drunk thing
could be more
absolutely not
I got oddly confused when she started talking in third person in bed.
The dutch village is so much worse hungover. Fuck them and their wooden shoes.
I'm still in shock that he came by my house for five minutes dropped off a Teddy bear and went to the strip club on valentines day
Eberyones makin fun of me cuz I found a snail and caught him and put him in a bocks for u
He just asked me to pee through my panties while he watched. I might need more tequila for this one.
No, I've only ever seen his brother's dick. So when I have lucid sex dreams, I just do a little cut and paste in my mind and stick his bro's package onto him.
What was she thinking? I'm not in the business of charity fucks anymore.
whenever he tweets that he wants to get blackout it's like a neon sign for "i want to bang you tonight"
So I fucked her. If you're keeping score at home, it's all tied up with horrible sex with someone I like and great sex with someone I hate both with 1.
Yes. I will keep putting the beer into my stomach and eventually the bartender will make a mistake
No more chicken and waffles served by drag queens at 2 AM. :(
I don't even have his number. I have his pants tho
You can trust me. I'm unemployed and not wearing pants.
After we fucked we sat in bed and watched Charlie St. Cloud and he fed me ice cream. It was probably the most romantic thing I've ever done.
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