I thought she had more class and brains than to date a complete numb-nut, drug addict, fuck up like him. People never cease to amaze me
Somerville?? What the hell are you going to do there?
Watch a movie and have sloppy make outs OBVI. 45 Harris St. in case I die.
I can tell how much and what I drank by my morning shits
she needs to go suck a dildo, because she isn't worth a dick
The mexican place next the the funeral home has dollar margaritas, our grandfather would want us to act on this... trust me i know.
I just took boredom to a whole new level. I just auto-tuned and remixed today's western civ lecture
I have no idea where we are. But it doesn't look dirty so I don't think we are in jersey yet
Day 5 without masturbation. Fat chicks are back on the table
So he might be the smartest man alive. He had the stripper pick him up taco bell on the way to the room for an extra 50 bucks.
It was so weird. She left to go to the bathroom and her older sister leaned towards me with a creepy smile and said, "You don't deserve her" and then continued to stare at me with a crazy expression for the rest of the evening.
That's kinky shit dude.
I'm dealing with this like an adult, cupcakes and beer.
You take a step back sometimes and are like "when was the last time I was sober?" or "wow I need to stop putting everything in my vagina"
Is this an intervention?
This is kind of a weird question but were you the other girl Ben asked to do a group sex thing with?
Apparently when your theatre teacher asks who the best actor of our time is, Nicolas Cage is not the right answer.
sorry bout the carpet, but you DID call it "blackout punch" not "don't vom on my floor punch"
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