it felt great physically, but AWFUL morally.
Becky drew a cock on my face and is making me sit on the step.
what did you do that she drew a cock on your face and supplemental questions why did you let her?
I just ran into the couch, vagina first.
I hope you got dinner out of it
All i learned in high school was how to sell drugs
Drinking wine in my childhood bed getting ready to go to sleep in order to wake up for my menial temp job. Thanks, college degree, I can handle the real world.
I almost puked on my graduation application. perfect.
Couple in the hotel room next to me keep fucking. When I hear her get close I call the room wait for them to stop and hang up. If I'm not getting any tonight then no one should.
I'm sitting on our balcony drunk. And in my underwear. Our relationship with our neighbors may improve.
Im having a st. Get way fucked till i speak Irish pre game party. Bring a compass cause we are about to get lost
Whenever I'm not in the mood and don't want to go to bed swampy, I just strategically suck him off during the second period intermission of the Cup playoffs and he leaves me alone and does the dishes. It's a win-win.
I'm not sure we can use safewords tho. She smokes so much she had to keep asking what the safewords was. Bondage and bongs don't mix
I vaguely remember making out with some dude. Please tell me he had all of his teeth.
Told him my main goal was to seduce the man and convince him to leave his wife for me. He didn't argue just asked me to let him know if I succeeded so he didn't waste anymore time not sleeping with the secretary at his office. I have an incredible boyfriend.
he said he was going to fuck me like a rabbit in heat. What he should have said was faster then a train and over before a commercial
Your dad was just slow dancing with the priest and holding a beer. Classic
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