This is some kinda fucked up sordid doggy brothel peepshow bullshit.
Do you think Patty Mayonase ever went down on Doug?
Remember when I use to call my dick 'the pendulum'
wtf?
It is now the artist formerly known as 'insideyourgirlfriend'
Dude, you really need to stop hitting on girls by telling them you sang a cappella in college.
no really all good couples have similar hair colors!
Well, we missed our public lewdness court date. Looks like were going to jail in Alabama ...
No i peed with you in the toilet. The guy I high fived was mid pee in front of the urinal
So im guessing you dont remember the walk home, where you layed down in the alley and began to sing "threes company too" and when i told you to get up you had the nerve to tell me i was to drunk.
Want to know what makes for a better story than treehouse sex? Getting busted during treehouse sex
Where did this racoon skin hat, stop sign and bag full of tacos come from?
Narnia or $5 pitcher night either way
If there is a ladylike way to throw up in your favorite toilet, I just did it.
She's legally too young to drink and was making out with a guy who is ethically too old to drink.
I'm tired of being known as the Great Giver Goddess of the Almighty Pity Bone.
All I know is when I asked you how many fingers I was holding up, you said "Hippo"
Last night I ate a candle out of a strippers ass.... I guess it was an okay night.
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