drink some water, pull the trigger, get a bfast sandwich. Only good things.
its no coincidence her full name and "cling" are the same in t9
dude ... she has a full length mirror in her shower, don't even tell me shes not dtf
You NEED to fuck him he's a doctor with one leg. Are you kidding me right now. This will definitely make the list. Plus he buys all of us drinks.
It's been two weeks and I still have carpet burns on my knees. Well done.
If I get laid, we are framing that mattress and hanging it on the wall as the place we both lost our virginities.
Laying on my kitchen floor and the lights just got brighter... I just died or there was a power surge. Based on the amount of booze I drink both are possible.
I'm not worried. All I have to do is not be the drunkest painter at 8:00. Golden.
Can't wait to bequeath this flannel to my grandchildren someday.
'I've been using this to pick up lesbians since before you were born!'
Found some boxer briefs on my patio table this morning surrounded by a case worth of empties. Starting to remember why I have rugburn and a sore asshole.
But I got head on a boat yesterday which was sweet until a bald eagle flew over. Then it became life affirming.
I don't give a shit if you judge. This isn't about you or anyone else. This is about me and my chicken tenders.
Starting this Monday as I always do
With a desperate plea for help
He told me that when he bends me over that chair I remind him of a bull rider. So thanks for being the ex that helps my present sex life
She should be a lawyer. She convinced her husband to give her a hall pass AFTER he walked in on her in bed with her ex-bf
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