That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
Eating a girl out that was just in the ocean does not make her taste like saltwater taffy
Black out sex on the trampoline? yes please.
i just sold back the books i vomitted on
This is the prime rib incident all over again
All i have left of him are the magnum X-Large condoms he left in my room, knowing full well that no other guy I hook up with will be able to fill his shoes. He taunts me.
The only reason I give him head is because I know i'll get a back rub.
wow.
But it's a REALLY good back rub.
his life revolves around getting high and answering people on yahoo answers. he's perfect for you.
Fuck I am starving. I don't think I've eaten in the past two days.
You didnt need to. Gin is like eggs, its a perfectly nutrionally balanced meal.
That chick went from zero to shitshow in only 6 shots.
I just said "okay we have 20 minutes to get each other off, ready... Set... Go!" and he picked me up and threw me on the bed. I almost came just from that.
The annual Father's Day Wake and Bake has been canceled due to lack of hustle.
Straight up just cock blocked my dad. Also this apple sauce is good.
sorry about your sharpie. alex wanted to shave the left side of his body so he had me draw a line over him with a ruler
Good morning beautiful! Wanna steal a cat this weekend?
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