But i guess when you use blowjob as a verb you are entitled to some language allowances
Look man, sometimes you just gotta say "Sure! Why not? I can always take a shower afterwards"
Lol i have proven this trip that I can meet a chick and fuck her within 72 hours no matter where she lives
We are so blessed to to have nicely shaped vaginas
I thank god almighty everyday
He let me keep my Michael Jordan Bulls jersey on during sex.
No matter how drunk I am or how drunk I'll ever be I love you
Say what you will, but only I can throw up on someone's door and make it look like art.
That's the last time I'm letting you drink that apple vodka
I tried to celebrate Halloween, Thanksgiving, Hannukah, and New Years all in one night.
Three Asian guys got on the elevator with a handle of Hennessey and a sleeping bag. This is not the start of a joke.
Only you can make me eat tacos in your car, while naked, on a dead end road in a ditch on a Thursday night.
You thought they were asking for volunteers for a karaoke contest so you jumped up not realizing it was actually a "last 3 minutes boxing match". But you took that right hook like a champ.
Turns out my mom didn't really want to know I was in a new dimension last night from smoking so much.
It true. It written in the Bible.
Yes I remember that, right next to the passage where jesus said unto his disciples, pop molly, fuck bitches amen
Did you mark a random day on my calendar as National Seth Day?
Sounds like a legit day to me.
Noooo no no no no. She scares me. She means business. She wore a diaper when we went to the bar.
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