If he looks like a Gremlin DO NOT get him wet.
Where??
Against the wall. In corner. Only gave him head though don't worry
quick I need to know all the foods that the very hungry caterpillar ate
i cant even explain all the reasons why i dont want to fuck you right now.
life is sad when you just turned 21 and youre doing late night rogaine runs...
Hands down the most disgusting picture message ever received. Thank you.
im here for your entertainment
There's two big trays of water in our freezer. I just hope they freeze by Saturday. for the ice luge.
its Wednesday...
they're reeeeeally big trays
Did I tell you I had a charge show up for $36 on a credit card I haven't used in 6 months from Wild Wings? It was that night we slept across the street from the bar.
You know how hard it is to jerk off in a bathtub with a dog staring at you?
PAAAANTS ARE FOR AAAASSHOLES
Im coming down to miami this weekend
We shall drink from the everclear river
Ive never seen one person more proud of themselves of peeing in public and getting away with it.
This is what happens when wu tang raised you
This mustache is awesome. I can't pass by a mirror without looking in it and thinking damn, I'd like to give that guy a handy.
Went to go look for a friend that was missing since 3am, found her passed out in the hallway of the apartment, guessing it was a good night
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