Tell him ill love him long time
I'll assure him of it
Can you send me a pic of you vag, I'm sexting the guy and he wants a pic but I didnt shave
dude are you serious?
I know you already have a pic on your phone
Memory from last night that just came back: me forcibly jacking him off while he yelled I DONT LIKE HANDJOBS I DONT LIKE HANDJOBS
I didn't cheat on him. Cheating means finding out. I made sure he was at work first. After the guy left I got shitfaced just so nothing seemed out of the ordinary when he came home.
Just paid my credit card bill at the bar. This phone makes it so I never have to leave
At a St Pats house party. Just raised $110 for two short chicks to crawl into a dog cage together. Video forthcoming. Respect.
I think he's in need of mouth to penis resuscitation. Which I happen to be certified
20 bottles of wine, 3 cases or beer, and 5 bottles in my kitchen... My parents are teasing me.
she tied the funnel to the fucking ceiling...
Well ill be drunk so just come find me. Its like where in the world is Joey San Diego
His brother just asked him in all seriousness if it would be cool if they became eskimo brother brothers.
I woke up with a cutting board and a bag of uncooked pasta next to me.
i found a picture from last night of you sat on the floor naked, covered in butter and crying. care to explain?
I was hoping you could tell me..
There were a lot of gay moments in between the Strippers and coke
I don't remember anything from last night, but at track I found my thong next to the high jump pit... So it must has been decent
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