I won a flip cup tournbment! Why is boot and rally so hard when youre old?
So when does "going out for one drink" = giving some guy an HJ on the sidewalk?!?
my way of studying for our final tomorrow: registering online to retake the class in the fall
I just figured you know how to drive a boat and I know how to get drunk. What can go wrong
You should get a handy in the street again, just to prove you've still got it.
I was still in a towel. We hadn't even started drinking yet and the champagne bottle dropped and exploded literally up into my vagina.
The venue for the new years party is close to the hospital for obvious reasons.
You used the best tools you had at your disposal.
Slutty, slutty tools.
Getting my nails done with Diana... I'm going for the keep your friends close and the girl who's dating the guy you want to fuck closer
So I went to daintily fall onto my bed like I was in a hotel commercial and I completely missed my matress and landed on my floor. Just thought u should know.
Should have know they were on something when he started filling a Togo container with fruit
Glow Paint looked great for the Black Light Party last night, Tonight having a glow in the dark Pizza on my arm, not so much.
I'm really ok with inappropriate relationships. They are my favorite of all the relationships. No need to be timid. For crying out loud.
So anyways, we returned the toilet paper and decided to use the money for taco bell and slurpees instead...
After we fucked we sat in bed and watched Charlie St. Cloud and he fed me ice cream. It was probably the most romantic thing I've ever done.
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