thx for the lesson on dirrty dancing
Dude ... paraplegic porn is really creative..
You want to go to a white party at LAX
Clubs are lame especially themed ones. Im not in a fucking episode of laguna beach
She looked like her face caught fire, and someone put it out with a screwdriver.
she looked me in the eyes and called me a poet because i was singing lady gaga, then she fell over...
I can't finish this paper in my room because every time I get distracted I start masterbating. I think it's time to go to the library...
when does it stop being whiskey dick and start just being me bad in bed?
The Angel on my shoulder is now resorting to merely reminding me that, "You will regret this later." I'm not sure if he's learning how I think or just giving up. Either way, should make life a bit more interesting.
I got Pilsbury cinnamon rolls for us to have tomorrow, but I don't have the willpower to leave them in my fridge overnight, so I am eating them all and getting us more in the morning
I love you more by the minute
I decided it might be a good time to stop when he requested I "bring that pussy over here"
We're going to brunch on Super Bowl Sunday. I am not a smart man.
its not everyday you see batman on the ground with someone riverdancing on his face bourbon street never disappoints
I just had a flashback to us shaking up Gatorade mix and then inhaling it in your kitchen because it was funny. Now I can't stop laughing in work because that is the stupidest shit.
Lol it's kinda hilarious. I left missing one glass... guage. I feel like Cinderella... but less classy.
I mean I'm completely serious and also drunk.
What a great combination.
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