If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
just tell him i said nine months
GUESS WHAT I JUST LICKED
I feel like half our conversations start this way.
it was all downhill after the free blackjack taco
You just kept rubbing her head and repeating "I really like your head, I want your head..." over and over for like 10 minutes straight... And she didnt even stop you.
I remember her trying to talk to me a few times after we broke up and I'd always change the subject to bagels.
Just tried to use the bottle of Sprite in my car as mouthwash to get the taste of puke out of my mouth- it's half vodka. Puked again. Thanks man.
they described our state of being as looking similar to a crime scene....you were on the ground and i was running around screaming.
now you know why we've never bought a 12 pack of king cobras before.
was this before of after we tobbganned into that tree?
It wasn't really sex. It was just rolling around, trying to make sure his dick didn't end up in my ass.
Y'know, "Class cancelled because Professor is stuck in Mexico," is not something I expected in college. Let alone, "Professor is stuck in Mexico, AGAIN."
Man. Apparently I blacked out between the 4th margarita and my air mattress. Asleep in my jeans at 10pm. Mom outdrank me again.
Most tragic bathtub-fart of all time. I am going to be late.
Oh my god, my vagina is cursed. He's cursed my vagina so that no one but him can maintain a boner around me. I'm sure of it.
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