i think the next time he gets me off i'm going to scream bangarang
ru fi oooo
Wow, this guy is harder to get rid of than gum in pubic hair
it was frightening. in my opinion the only thing that should resemble a vagina is a vagina.
her bridesmaids come in huge, huger, wtf, and free willy. all their gown are strapless. its like watching the Hindenburg waddle down the isle.
we were sitting in the bathtub when she came in with her grandpas cane adn beat us until lindsay passed out
He sent me a pic of his Junk. He said it was a Brett Farve valentine.
seriously considering responding to a craigslist ad for a lesbian cunninlingus instructor...at this point i'm so desperate for a job that i'm willing to switch teams.
I just took a shower and found half a cookie melted under my boob. Please tell me there's a reason
Did you know that scruff feels epic on boobs especially when they are covered in whip cream?
My tuesday consisted of speaking to a federal agent for two hours and watching a roving band of gypsies jump over a fire until 2:30am
I'm willing to share. He can have sloppy seconds.
Wait, cocaine is okay but tanning isn't?
Other than unclothed paranormal encounters, how has your day been
I think my fortune cookie is telling me I give good blowjobs.
we decided to take the jello everclear shot at the party...didnt think it tasted any different....o dear god...the regret..
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