shes hot in the i'd deny it if anyone asked kinda way
He yelled GOOOOAAAALLL when he came.
I couldnt find her vag and just started laughing uncontrollably. She was not pleased. Neither was i.
He looked me in the chest and said "I think I was visited by the titty fairy last night"
John tries to set me up, and she has 1 arm. I'm a nice guy, but 2 arms is kinda a requirement
So we tried to 69 with him on top. NEVER TRY IT. His balls were in my eyes and it was terrifying.
well my dad not being home definitely made it less awkward to walk in carrying the bra I left wearing.
What would you do in exchange for having a girl eat a waffle house waffle off your body?
And apparently midway I said "hurry up and finish so we can talk about what a bad idea this was"
He titled his birthday party on facebook, "BJ's in PJ's- an adult slumber party." I'm the only one invited.
He kicked in the door just as I climbed on top of him...and stood there. I felt like I was in a porn. It was invigorating.
Today I'm playing this game called how physically long can I Lay in this one spot before moving, do you have an estimated time of departure?
Only I could dislocate my ribcage coaching volleyball and still want to get drunk tonight.
he's like the highest ranking tongue wizard i know.
Three cans of beer can fit in the shower catty... multi tasking
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