Forgive me I'm always horny when I wake up
So I think I might still secretly love him despite the ass licking...
Hey ass licking is a very nice and intimate thing! Don't discredit your feelings
But what if he licks everyones ass?
Did Neil Armstrong say the moon was too far away! NO! He built himself a fucking rocketship is what he did!
there are so many fish in the see you have left to fuck
Why do guys in porn never have boxers on?
better question: why do you always text me when you're watching porn
That's like lying to my vagina. I can't betray it like that.
I meant to tell you earlier: bad life decision saturday has been moved wednesday this week
She just flushed the toilet with her head inside it...
Peeing off the roof of a motel lighting a cigar with matches and speaking fluent spanish with a chilen exchange student...how do iget into these situations?
I woke up at 6am to a knock and a naked guy at my window.
Do you remember lying across two tables saying 'go away I'm trying to pull' to me, Sollie and Sean?
I have invented a new game to play on campus. It's called "Mormons or Pledges?" It's fantastic.
I took a vibrator for a weekend with my parents instead of a boyfriend. I obviously have my life together.
final thoughts: i just want someone into choking me out, weed and anime
I am downtown smoking a joint with Woody Harrelson...Because our car won't start. I will be there as soon as I can.
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