do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
I can't sleep so instead I'm thinking of all the things I would love to do to you right now
That's weird, I usually just count sheep
john hughes is dead. crushing any and all dreams of me ever being in an 80's john hughes film. bummer.
You and I should start a club for people who woke up on outside on a bench with no idea how they got there.
I don't think anyone has ever said "boy I'm glad I took those shots of everclear" when they wake up
Why do I feel like the only way for this trip to end is alcohol poisoning?
Just gave some kid head in the library. Perfect way to end the semester.
I saw someone get arrested while I was moving out...this has to be a good sign.
Let me shower first- i smell like sex and rock climbing (not so sure how that happened)
I'm eating crumbled blue cheese out of Tubbaware. My life is nothing.
Front seat of an Escalade in a limo-service parking lot. That is all.
spring break - time to see if my two week detoxing gave my liver a chance to recover.
So, I gotta figure when the nurses at the emergency room noticed my new hair cut it means I'm there too often, right?
I mean I'm completely serious and also drunk.
What a great combination.
If you ever get divorced...would you call me??
Randomize
