There's a 34yo winking at me. Why do i find this weird when my bf is a 38yo married man?
She punched me in the face after i pulled it out and grabbed my cell phone. Ill be the one hiding in the bushes with one shoe.
sorry i interrupted the heart to heart you were having with your bathrobe last night
Is it bad that when my prof gave examples of "stalking" behavior, I either have done or would do most of them?
Is "blowjob enthusiast" a bad costume?
Yea.. I remember nothing. Except that the taxi driver was 56 years old and apparently never cheated on his wife.
Dude, they are shaking the RV, yell at them. It feels like i'm being rocked to sleep, I don't like it, I'm not a baby.
i would rather have had this happen at a time when i wasnt tripping out on shrooms
after the fucking you spent twenty minutes vomiting naked and shaking your dick at my roommates. luckily, i don't remember that, or i'd have to be really insulted.
His flight is delayed. Mother Nature is delaying me from sex.
Spider-Man is making out with Wonder Woman while Captain Kirk feels up Princess Lea. Nice to see nerd barriers broken down at Comic Con.
Sooooooo this guy just asked me if I'd be interested in a threesome... I'm considering bc I would get to hang out with his dog afterwards.
Probably shouldn't be looking at memes at my grandmother's funeral
I just mixed tangerine juice with sauv blanc. on an unrelated note, my episide of intervention is slated to run in April.
I just asked Geoff what he is going to do because Hester left he said he was going to have gay sex with America.
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