That level of neurosis does not find love outside of Grey's Anatomy.
you got kicked out last night because right after you said "whats up?" to us, you downed your whole vodka ton and threw it across the bar.
Apparently I called 911 everytime Sean Kingston told me to
you freaked out because you thought your face lotion was cum in a bottle
about to get into a hot tub with three cops. this cant go well
I knew it was different as soon as you told me you slept with him and didn't tell me about his dick
i saw the poster for your lost tequila... what a shame
He called it restless penis syndrome. I call it cheating.
oh and speaking of men I've slept with. Ryan lost 1/3 of a testicle zip lining
What time do you think you'll be heterosexual?
Please tell me there is not a bookmark on your browser with the title "Christmas Porn"
I am on top of a rooftop peeing on your freedom
You seemed underwhelmed by my smooth, smooth ass
I wish I could take a screenshot of how things literally look from my eyeballs right now
I also tried to hide a bottle of vodka in a build a bear last night so that something that happened in my life
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