So it's 10:55am and I just woke up on the floor in the hallway on the4th floor. There should probably be no moredrinking competetions.
When we were fucking, you could hear the beer sloshing around in my stomach
We woke up next to each other with a mutual look of disgust, and then he left. I knew I should have gone for the younger brother.
it feels good to walk into a CVS and not go straight to the pharmacy counter for plan b. its been a while....
He gave me an orgasm with his left hand...and he's right handed. Of course he's a keeper.
FYI you just passed out mid-blow job. Consider this my letter of resignation.
We have to talk through the words with friends chat so his gf won't find out
Finished the final in under ten minutes and then puked in the bushes outside. I don't even care if I graduate anymore.
and i do believe that will be the last time you send me a photograph of our mother in her underwear.
She just walked out of her bedroom naked and asked me to help put her diaper on. Yeah, that pretty much sums up the last 24 hours...
I am available for nakedness
apparently I kept repeating I have a to do list this summer and he's on it
It was a glorious ass. He has amazing hands. I want to fuck him until he can't do math anymore.
I need to go home for the safety of everyone in a 10 mile radius, especially me
Also. Picked being late to work over the maid finding my vibrator. Life choices....
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