how is it that boston is so bitchin and the rest of massachusetts sucks so much?
how is it that you still think "bitchin" is an acceptable term anymore?
so while we were having sex, he stuck it in my but, and when he finished he goes next time can we have anal. i don't know if that means im tight or my butt hole is loose, i choose to think the first one
He had one of those small greek statue penises
It's mornings like this that make me happy to have a clean pair of underwear in my purse.
At the wedding. Seated next to the bar. No way this ends well
we just plugged the camera up to the big screen. would you like to come see what you did last night, in high definition?
I basically get to watch her life fall apart via tumblr updates
I bought you a small gift as a preemptive apology for being a drunken slut tonight.
Im going to hell in a hand basket. With a ribbon tied to my head. I'll be like a puppy for the devil.
He just walked from his house to mine. Walked in and asked for a hug and then left.. And he's sober.
Hahaha idk what's worse your life or my hangover.
Honestly, this is a first for me. I've always prided myself on my ability to pretend to get along with others.
The stripper started talking about murdering people....that lapdance turned dark.....
I just want orgasms and emotional validation. Is that too much to ask?
I gave him breakup sex, AGAIN
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