we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
Bts the comment you were making during that picture was "look we have penises"
An alarm set every 45 minutes saying "FATTY" and one every afternoon saying "CASPER" every day until spring break is a foolproof plan to being bikini ready
So there is a guy driving a robot around the college of engineering selling energy drinks
What's the point of being healthy if people still don't want to fuck you?
did u get his digits?
yes his name is chazbangbangbang according to my phone...
I've been drunk in my life. But I've never been "crying in 5 Guys at 1 in the afternoon" drunk
I swear to god, allah, buddah and motherfucking oprah winfrey... if I have to stay here any longer because you are holding us up I will choke you out.
I even tried crushing up viagra and putting it in his beer... And the next day he found the package on the counter. I told him it was for my friends husband.
My roommate is watching gummy bears "race" from a mega-marshmallow to his lava lamp.
You guys wanna start around 10:30 tomorrow?
We can start at 5am for all I care. You ask like I have plans.
If I die here, tell my vagina and my cats that I'm sorry.
are you the reason the first floor girls' bathroom smells like weed?
he just kept biting everyone and singing hilary duff songs. i can't even bring him to a gas station.
I will bring Jesus to court if he punishes me for that
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