needless to say, I hope she has to get an abortion again
If this herpes test comes back negative I'm asking out the doctor.
if the best thing you can say about him is "he probably wont kill me" you may want to rethink hanging out with him
i looked up and she was looking over the stall watching me pee and told me to unlock the door. that dedicated to sucking my dick.
Found out it was only pneumonia. We celebrated hydrocodone cough syrup. Two long island ice teas at lunch and the random white powder we found in her purse. Mother of the year award.
Nick is about to bring home a woman who is 39, a mother, and, by all accounts, FUCKING HOMELESS. Will update as details become available.
For context, I was hiding under the pong table mooing at everyone by that point.
I mean, on what planet are nipples suppose to look like that?
Lesson learned. Don't roleplay with a real knife.
Had the best sex Thursday night then Friday night I met his girlfriend. The worst thing is we became friends like she gave me her number.
Dude the little bong I just got fits nicely in the cup holder in my car. The gods approve of my habits.
Idk you're asking me for advice on dating bro, after I told you I got a convicts number today.
My vagina cried when he left. I think she's about to be at war with my self respect.
She called me at 2am crying because her late night booty call moved out of state
What's the weirdest place you've ever had sex?
I don't think you're psychologically prepared for this conversation.
Randomize
