I see an opportunity for you to use your nakedness to cure my boredom.
remember that night we drank a bottle of vodka and went to mcdonalds and ordered everything on the dollar menu, twice?
we can't do that now- first b/c they got rid of that menu and 2 b/c we are broke now. damn this recession.
Laziness has reached now heights if you too unmotivated to buy pot
No stds, not pregs, and lost two pounds. I'd call that a successful two years of grad school.
He showed up drunk to my cousions HS grad party, we stayed at the bars till 2, then he got up at 5 to run a half marathon and by the time I woke up wlhe was already back and drinking.
at what point last night did i decided to have a photo shoot with your camel toe
Almost just bought a peacock. I need to get off Craigslist
He fingered me and now wants me to go get plan b because of it. WE'RE IN COLLEGE.
So if I get kidnapped from my office and go missing for a few days does that count against my vacation days and do I still get paid?
I find it ironic...the gays are dying to get married & I just want a fucking divorce
Do you rver get that feeling like their are poprocks filling ur boday?
We hooked up in his car and afterwards he cried. I think I need to find a new hookup...
Im playing a game I have to take a drink every time my gram asks me the same question hammered by 4 guaranteed
Oh btw, ur tongue should count as a second cock it's that good
I'll bring spiced rum
I am not drinking that devil juice
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