Normal people don't sit around and watch Degrassi for twelve hours...
FUCK YOU.
Met some locals. They are taking me to a place where there is topless bullriding. I love this country.
dont worry, it'll just be a conversation starter like "why did you get that pierced?" or "wow, i got arrested there too"
The state of Wisconsin is just irresponsible for letting me buy this many fireworks
I hope that he knows just because i pissed in his bed doesn't mean were together.
Some guy just yelled at me from his car "CLIIIIIIIIIITT"... I feel like this has something to do with last night....
I remember desperately screaming that I love my life and running in zig zags all the way home
Tell me right now I did the right thing by not fucking my sick gf at 3 am with her family home... Tell me my balls hurt for noble reasons.
When nipples stop being hilarious I'll stop getting them out in public.
Tip: never mention Guy Fieri during sex
We discussed how many times we've passed out during sex. The answers may shock you.
What do you mean? Just eat his food and have sex with him. Unless you want a relationship, then just eat his food.
anyways, do you want to make more embarrassing memories that im bound to remind you about later and laugh about?
I heard you ran into my sister lastnight. Do you remember making out with her and slapping my uncle?
You chugged Absolut from a beer bong. Why WOULDN'T you be a champion?
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