i would give spencer pratt a bj just so i could bite his dick off
he'd just find a way to get more famous from being a eunich.
I just fired a shotgun out of the back of a truck going 60. i am going to miss oregon.
It's confirmed I did eat a ping pong ball last night...
Solid teamwork gives us a good shout of both bringing home trophy cougs
Things I just found under my covers: protein bar, string cheese, vibrator.
I kind of feel like BP. I'm dressed in green and absolutely horrible for the environment.
Well his ex just grabbed his dick and told him yep Ill call u later
He's short and fat and honestly I think he's what my self esteem was made for
I just watched my mom pour beer into her vodka and drink it.
What is it in my brain that makes me look at a penis and think "that belongs in my mouth"?
did you call me last night and say you were being kidnapped?
Just did coke off my highschool yearbook. Not much has changed in 5 years.
Riddle me this: why did I wake up next to a stuffed sword fish?
Bowls and Harry Potter this morning. I guess work isn't so bad after all
Adulthood is putting your bongs in the dishwasher because you're too lazy to clean them manually.
Are you ok dude?
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