turns out gay frats are just like normal frats, only with more v-necks
The guy at McDonald's just told us there is no flash photography allowed.
And then he came out of the bathroom in a kimono
Over it. He probably jacked off to bible verses last night. I don't want that
They were going around the house breaking things and screaming "Not my house!"
I wanna die of smoke inhalation. In a huge teepee. Or one of those big things kids in kindergarten have that you throw up in the air then sit inside of.
Last time we talked he was trying to sext me but he was including pictures of fruit
Well it's like a wise man once told me: "If you're going to shave your balls, don't do it hungover."
So far I've taken two naps, went out and bought a pizza called the Hipster, and in 15 min I'm gonna make a snow angel. Conquering Snowlandia. How bout you?
He's like a father figure to me, except we have casual drunk sex every now and then
Definitely went down on him last night while he was wearing a cape. He randomly kept swirling it around me and "revealing me" in the mirror like a magic trick. I'm not even a little upset, it's fun fucking younger guys.
If you gave someone an std. would you say a muffin basket, a candy gram or an edible arrangement is a better choice to send them?
Yeah, so if you ever try to steal it, just know my tongue's been on it in several occasions. All over it.
I dont need your sympathy!!!! Just a fifth of vodka and gummy bears...lots and lots of gummy bears to take my agression out on.
His mom just pulled off a quadruple cockblock. I'm not sure if I'm mad or impressed?
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