fine then we can just have courtesy sex i definetly won't like it
I'm playing the Jersey Shore drinking game by myself at my mom's house. Things like this are not okay after college.
This dude is being a total douche
Just because it's Christmas Eve does not mean the liquor store has to give you a free bottle of peppermint schnapps
NASCAR RACE 2010 NO REGRETZZZ!!!
It is literally 8 in the morning.
Idk. I was speaking metaphorically. Go for it. As one of your bad decisions, I feel confident in saying you've done worse.
who dressed up as a cop at your party???
idk I have to check. Why?
he gave me the best strip search of my life. FIND HIM.
Is it socially acceptable to stop at the strip club for the lunch buffet on my way to the airport?
I got a text saying, "It's so great to throw tomatoes at seagulls."
currently buying a pregnancy test while braless so happy november to you too
my mom tried to talk to me about my drinking, i somehow turned it around on her, now shes going to AA and I'm going to the bar.
Matt and I's climactic adventure has ended with Matt being hauled off to jail. And now his brother and I are having lunch and a beer.
Was the picture of her twerking on a fake plant sufficient?
okay yeah but you've seen me eat jambalaya naked
I just made a dick pic collage. Let me just tell you,there is no comparison to the latest!
It was a crazy night: tears were shed, blood was spewed, and bottles were emptied.
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