Sometimes your consistent use of proper punctuation makes me nervous D:
the best thing about tacos is after you shit them all out you feel like to have room for your dignity to come back
Girl farted next to me in class and then denied my high five
I don`t remember Saturday, actually
Its ok, i dont remember 2007
Ive seen teh same guy pissing in the corner. Twice. Its eally weird. My frieds gonna do th funnel. Im so excited for her! Love, cori. Cuz its lik a diary.
I woke up and took my shirt off, and there was what I was assume to be pieces of tree in my chest hair. Any ideas about that one?
I feel like after that many guys, all of the water in your body is just replaced with pure jizz, honestly.
Remember when there was a happier time when people could all hang out together with out the awkwardness of the fact that she stole $1000 and cheated on a brother with another brother !?!??
Help me. My dealer just asked me to have a child with him. Sat me down for a heart to heart "he's almost 40 and losing his shit cause he's single and wants babies" talk. How the fuck am I supposed to feel about this????
I was woken up at 6 am by a second grader trying to give me a sweatshirt for a pillow
I think Jabba the Hut is dying in the stall next to me.
Hey remind me the get the pancakes out of my jacket
he just got here with a handle of tequila and box of condoms. looks like i'll be spending the weekend in bed
what a classic moment of my life. A buffet of taco bell and a taser gun.
i can feel my liver failing just LOOKING at that thing
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