Nevermine. I'm just going to tell you on Myspace with a glitter graphic.
You smell like a Billy Joel song
Girl next to me just said "as a guy I used to sweat but not I don't. it's awesome" Oh. My. God.
vodka bottle broke. scooping it out of the plastic tub with a shot glass into a sprite bottle using a ziplock bag as a funnel and straining the glass out with paper towels. good thursday night?
On an unrelated side note: I shall now attempt to crawl to the bathroom. Where I will lay motionless on the cold ceramic bathtub with hot water pouring over my shivering body as I desperately try not to vomit. Good day.
The sex was so good I went temporarily numb. Slightly embarrassing when she pointed out I was kissing my own arm.
I forgot if I was chewing my gum or my tongue
I think that's the first time Navy dress blues and a Ninja Turtles onesie have been involved in the same makeout.
I try not to have friends with attractive fathers, it only brings my morals down.
I found pix on her phone of me passed out and her sticking things up my ass. Its over.
I was drunk and really grossed out when you poured cheese on me and, I guess I just freaked out.
My moms new boyfriend looks like Stu Pickles if he was in a biker gang. He gave me free coke though, so come party?
I'm gonna do it. I'm gonna write gay mortal kombat fanfic. May the gods be praised for whisky
Cant get off the floor. Need more beer. Send help.
Dude, you fell into a tree, and both of the tables, AND the window well... Resilient aren't you?
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