I hope my future cuntsucker is that tight
so are u like ashamed lol?
not really. i dont look at it as being homeless. im just going to pretend im on an extended camping trip
i thought i was pinching her nipple. It was her mole
He came in the heat vent in my car. Don't ask how it happened.
Also you were throwing your phone yelling this is durable as shit
If I die tonight. Just know that chicken I made fuckin ruled. Recipe: Chicken with a shitload oF spice
BIGGER SANDWIJH COME NIW OR DIE
I think I may have walked up to her while she was with her friends and asked for a "do over".
so far I've only met her once and hung out one other time. Up to 5 BJs already. That's serious efficiency.
Do I get bonus points if I get lockjaw after a cosmic blowjob?
The cops spotted my on my walk of shame down the boardwalk and gave me a ride home. I'm starting to make a name for myself here.
Lol yeah. Because I just woke him up to blow him for being hot.
This couple is walking their pig around campus
where are you?
two trains and a bus walk of shame. so not worth it.
I swear I'm going to walk in one day with you in a ballgag just masturbating feverishly
Well i can't stand the sound of my own crying
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