He quoted an N'sync song to confess his attraction to me. Needless to say, I had sex with him.
It's 10am, I'm at grocery store buying booze b/c the bf just told me that he didn't "technically" break up with his ex.
Why is there an empty beer bottle in the shower?
Why wouldn't there be.
You brought back some girl with you at 3am and introduced her to everyone as "hot pocket"
i ditched last period to have sex with him. i had to change into my skank clothes in the church parking lot. little kids were on the swings.
nothing about this is right.
he puked in his toast at dennys. after snoopdogg high fived him. couldn't be prouder to be his bro in law.
Ok but if you die you have to get "I should've listened to Mike" carved into your tombstone
honestly i just want a cigarette and someone to go down on me... are you interested in helping with either of those
Just listened to a full Christian rock song, loved it,listened to the dj send a prayer to a 4th grader who was having a tough year and realized I'm high as fuk
WEED IS MY SPIRIT ANIMAL
That one probably shouldn't have been in caps
Last night turned out to be an expensive trip to your house between the ticket and the plan b. (Well I haven't gotten that yet)
I think if my mom ever finds out about my nipple piercings I'll just be like "mom, tbh it's a sex thing"
he stopped mid makeout and said "can I pray for you?"
I told him I was studying his body for art, so now I have to actually do a drawing of him to not look like a creep and so we can hook up again.
The adults are the big ones right?
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