are you serious?? is your clit as sensitive as your emotions
i wish
turns out gay frats are just like normal frats, only with more v-necks
I think you missed the wrong class. Im pretty sure we were taught how to buy cocaine.
I feel like i got beat with a pillowcase full of tequila shots.
I told the girl who was peeing in the garbage can she must have had a lot of upper body strength.
You bit the bartender when he refused to poor rum in your purse and hand you a straw.
He had me saved in his phone as "Dick Socket". Lets see if I ever fuck him in a bathroom again.
You are right. The scrape marks on her ass are from her breaking the doggy door by crawling through it.
They're making him take his shirt off cause they think he's the bouncer. We're in his backyard.
It's just unfortunate. She's a 28 year old woman who looks as if a pelican and ET had a baby. With braces.
That's not fair! You can't come over after you just had sex and rub my dry spell in my face!
Successful first night. Lost my phone. Front desk found it. Earthquake in wine country. Didn't feel it.
COME HERE AND I WILL SUCK YOUR COCK UNDER THE LIGHT OF THIS BEAUTIFUL ELECTRICITY
What kind of terrible faithless God would allow vodka and one ply toilet paper to coexist?
Lol, perhaps. But the drinks are so cheap, the music is better, and the bartenders and bouncers all know my name. I can't abandon it, even if it is a gay bar, its still my Nirvana.
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