She was lying the whole time!
She was a great actress
I was a great dumbass
this girl looks like the female version of brooke hogan
Then all the boys were saying that they were amazed at how much i could smoke...i'm so proud of myself
if you do not get any action from him tonight, I am personally walking my drunk ass over there grabbing his tongue and sticking it in your mouth. this is getting ridiculous
oh my god. i just found my camera... on top of the bush outside of my house. never let me drink everclear again
sorry i couldnt make it to your birthday last night. i admit i chose being a whore over you.
Currently bleeding through my leggings. Not good. Not good at all.
Hospital.
I am invincible.
Also, you tried to make me learn all of the presidents, in order, with a picture book as an aid. At 4 am. What the fuck?
She rode an inflatable shark down the stairs. Viva shark week.
My favorite bartender added me on Facebook. Now he can clearly see how under 21 I am
First sunburned tits of the season. And it's only April... I feel like it's going to be a good summer.
At one point she whispered in my ear "I overdrew my bank account today" but besides that it was an awesome lap dance
I just turned down a booty call because I'm having a Star Wars movie marathon
I need water and some morals
I should probably add her on Facebook for as much as I cheat off her in Physics, huh?
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