found a new level of pathetic. i watched a guy pick out cigarette butts from a jar that weren't completely finished. make sure you go somewhere in life.
Getting pregnant off pre-cum is like getting high off erasers
So chef boyardee smells exactly the same after you throw it up
i literally discovered the exact same thing last week. i had the lasagna one
ravioli
as we were driving back from the frat house he pulled down his pants and convinced me his penis "wanted some air"
I only have two new blunt burns this year as opposed to freshman year's 6. This is growing up.
shes a 6ft ginger. she brings nothing to the table except for awkwardness
someone lit off fireworks while I puked in the street. I was like congratulating me for making it through homecoming.
this is not real life
it never is. after midnight never counts.
On a scale of your daily life to smuggling crack into the DR, how illegal is it?
they still hired me even though my background check came back with a warrent for my arrest.
So watch family guy till our brains melt and then bang till our bodies hurt?
Is this one of those "if you didnt give such good head we couldn't be friends" moments?
He came in two seconds and stole my pizza so I'm not counting it.
Pretty sure we ruined a bachelorettes life last night
Thank you for stopping me from getting a butt tattoo. That was a good call.
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