I regularly think about how cool your nickname is
I was in a gas station that sold tazers and I just saw a billboard that said "Strippers, need we say more?" God I love Georgia!
He slapped my ass and hummed the jello theme song, which was followed by an overly loud "IT'S ALIVE!"
Now that world cup is done, funneling out of a vuvuzela has lost its fun
FUUUUUCK she froze all my quaters inside the ice cubes again
i wasn't going to tell her about the threesome but i had to explain the tree and the green paint everywhere
And I think short bridesmaids dresses are the best idea especially for bathroom sex
I was just sitting on the ground alone in fetal position shivering and chewing on my hand when she found me. ecstasy was not my best idea.
I'm in a waiting room at the hospital - and there's a dude here who is WAY too proud of his urine sample.
Moral of the story is go have sex with a foreigner and report back to me.
Going through Bojangles drive thru chanting "KFC" hammered at 8:00 was the highlight.
can we take a moment to remember my theory on 'your tongue is a snake that lives in your mouth' because we reached a whole new level of high
He claimed he was the best ass eater of the south. He was right.
I'm making myself the patron saint of bisexuality
Well yeah. But im not sure i trust the black out drunk high girl giving life advice
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