but i am gonna have to have sex w/ him again to get my earrings back
just throwing this out there: period starts tomorrow sooo either sex tonight or not until tues/weds.
i get a bj anyways so it's really your choice.
k i'll be over in 5.
I hit 10,000 texts this month.. I think my grandkids have carpal tunnel.
We drove past his house blaring "Like a virgin" in the middle of the day. pretty sure he heard.
Why have they been driving around the block for the past 30 min?
He told her it was international road head day.
We came back and there was a shotglass filled with what looks like blood. Come over soon, we're gonna try it out.
When they arrested me, they gave me a bracelet with my mugshot and info. When you get one they can be our BFF Bracelets.
You kept saying,"there's a seahorse in my stomach, who's trying escape". This was after the curtains attacked you.
Well good for him for getting your number before he told you he had no money and needed you to pay for his drink!
While looking for socks, I found my mothers sex toy box. Dear god I finally understand where my kinkiness comes from.
He was on top and as he finished he yelled "I love gold" , so yeah I'm seeing him later tonight
Less adorably, the dog stared me down, yelping, while I gave him a morning blowie.
He came on my favorite pants. He is dead to me.
Grandma and I are gonna see the new Tarzan movie, because we both appreciate shirtless Swedish men
you bet i'm gonna rock his four-foot-two world.
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