I don't think brook has ever known best
It's a sad day when you realize you are no longer above fucking in movie theater bathrooms.
my drunk uncle just explained that turkeys are not gentle lovers... and no context doesn't make it better.
whats a positive sounding word for "exploit"?
you just started pointing at the light and whispering "star wars"
Walked into a liquor store bleeding. That kind of night.
He won't stop licking me..... im choosing your date next time.
Sorry I sent so many blank messages. My hands are slippery. Don't ask why.
He told me I handled myself pretty well considering how drunk I was. He failed to realize that the lollipop I had was one I found on the ground a few minutes before hand.
nothing like a cross blunt to celebrate the birth of our savior
I will give you 100$, a blow job a day for a month and I will shave my legs according to societal standards until next November if you come recuse me from my night class right NOW.
I just got a huge discount at GameStop for having tits. I win.
All I know is I got on a table at late night and sang gotta go my own way
I thought it turned out lovely. You got to see me almost naked and I got to be stoned to the point I was content with
Wtf when were you almost naked??
Am I the only one who finds it completely appropriate to pre-game our Brazilians?
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