There is a girl getting fingered on my left, a middle aged drink man smoking a bong and two girls flashing the cameras in front of me. I'm in the middle trying to maintain my innocence.
I told her I was pledging and she immediately proposed to give me head in the bathroom. i love how easy rushees are
He like poked it twice with the tip of his tongue then left it alone. I'm sad.
Her "get-your-paper-done-early-blowjob" incentive is the thing that has successfully deterred my procrastination
I just read the lonely terrorist on nwa had 40 more friends than me on facebook
Apparently "he pulled out..mostly" is not a valid reason for thinking there's no way i can be pregnant to the nurses at the student health center.
they night at the roxbarryed us. came out of nowhere,bought us shots, and then the big one licked my hand? we got out of that noise.
I'm dealing with this like an adult, cupcakes and beer.
Don't talk to me about scholarly dedication until you've taken a final in boxers, a bloody tank top and a zip tie to hold your hair back. I wear the most sullied 4.0 crown of all time....
You came home And decided to make beer battered bacon... That's why there was smoke
He was on my bed looking at me like a sacrifice to the gods of gay sex and he's definitely a bottom. Like Jesus Christ a really, really great ass of a bottom.
What's your ideal size in a man?
I just asked if you could cover my shift tomorrow......
HE HAS CHALLENGED MY BADNESS. I MUST CONQUER ALL THAT QUESTIONS MY POWER. BRING FORTH THE TIT PICS.
Apparently I thanked the paramedics over and over again for saving the "happy new year" beads that I was wearing
I'm going to target high, just in case I ask you where my paycheck went later
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