Incredible sex, Maddow, more sex, spoon, sex again
You finger a girl once and she thinks she loves you. I'm going back to boys. Lesbians are needy.
soooo we both peed the bed last night...
Turns out vomit takes off spray tan.
Since when does sleeping with your RA not result in free meal swipes? I feel so tricked...
so does the 200 for rent and 150 for utilities include the never telling my boyfriend about the guys i bring home.. or is that extra?
there's a liquor store near my therapist
i might give it a shot.
My neighbour is taking her hamster for a walk on a leash. Come over now
I don't think ill be here long the chick I came to see is blowing rails with a drag queen
I learned so much about myself in that shower.
Casually on the bus at 830 in the morning with a box of cheezits and a bottle of fireball sticking out of my purse....
it's like the easy bake oven version of plastic surgery
These snow days are takeing a toll on my liver
It's been a week I should not still be finding glitter in my pants.
Try sleeping with him.
Why is it that all my gay friends have that solution...
Cuz you will have an answer or have sex.
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