there are singles shoved down my panties. this is the type of summer job i always wanted.
im sitting in a tub with a sombrero on.. im just kind of confused.
There is a different car in my driveway. Have no clue how I got home.
Company party. Just told vp "you look like a cat person"
Are we talking about who knows if I'll get naked pictures of you with a broadsword or who knows if I'll be surprised?
do u know what happened to the bottles last night?
apparently we hid them.... i google mapped the location into my phone
I'm reliable. I always make it home. I always throw up in the street too.
What would you say is the recommended tip for a hotel maid who has to clean up vomit on just about every surface of a hotel bathroom?
I just want to emotionally destroy him but also find out how big his dick is so this is perfect
He said he looked out his window and I was sitting in the grass with blood everywhere talking to a dog.
I had sex with him in the back of my car in a duck onesie. I'm worth something dammit.
I wanna die. I can't recall the last time I was happy that doesn't involve your hand touching my butt.
Doing the walk of shame from the back of a Jeep to the porta potty it's parked next to while your dad watches is not what you want.
We are never doing shots of gin. Never again.
I'm pretty sure that's exactly what we're doing.
he said he's going to burn things and pack his stuff. he may leave tomorrow supposedly but i doubt it
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