oh, also, we're locked out of the house and we're going to have to take shelter with the hot, poss single, dad next door. i hope this turns into a porno
i'm watching the fashion show on bravo
you're cheating on project runway?
if you can't score coke, you buy crack.
they ran out of cups so I just drank out of a cowbell.
come on don't hate me. your brother looks just like you its almost a complement that i had sex with him.
Its your turn to fuck our RA next time she threatens us with an underage.
No, he attached a coozie to his crutches so he can carry his beer around the party.
No, the weekend was great. It was the waking up in the pond in the raft without an oar that sucked. That fucking water is cold at 7am.
I got home and laid by the toilet and then alexa laid in the bathtub and sang the preamble while kayla held my hair
im dying and naked and this is what youre living with next year.
I just love it. It's warm and soft and the rest of the world is so mean. My bed would never be mean to me
I can't get over how you look like his sister and he wants to fuck you.
I have weed and a speedo - I don't need anything else.
Again. I'm very sorry I tried to poke your eye out. You've been aware of my inability to aim since day one.
Never should have deleted her from my facebook. My new girl is so much hotter than she is, I just want to passive aggressively rub it in her face
He was so energetic. It was like screwing a bunny.
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