Well for starters i'm drinking vodka out of a bell pepper.
Wish i knew that 10 minutes ago when i told him to dance with my blackberry while i got another drink
I'm afraid that if I tell my sister I think Zachary Quinto is gay I'll have to put her on suicide watch for the next week or so
I cant talk right now they are about to fuck again
Literally like 10 people walking in my building talking about how much they hate draco
Theres just something about looking at pictures of your dick in church that doesn't feel right
You said your dick dragged you up the stairs
They poured beer (3 cans) down the toilet so bubbles can be drunk in fishy heaven
Ed's in which sucks about a thousand cocks... But thats 1800 less than working with Alex so it's gonna be a good day
YOU STOLE THE WEDDING CAKE?!?!
Only one tier
Tastes like cardboard anyway
The milf did the body paint, come to the bar
I moved out... There's nothing left but his childhood trophies...
You should make him a new one, you know like "you suck at relationships but thanks for trying participation award"
Ah, but I don't wear underwear. Every day is Commando Wednesday.
You can't die you're my only democrat family member
Plus we had to have sex before the game because there is a good chance we won’t be speaking for the rest of the week. #ironbowl
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