This is the first month I have not taken plan B to get my period in over a year
And somehow that makes me sad knowing I haven't had raunchy unprotected sex in a month
I'm so over stopping myself from talking about my sexual experiences in front of children.
I just experienced a full blown christian wedding. I am SO GLAD YOUR WEDDING WASNT THIS.
Playing the biology drinking game in my 8am. Drink everytime he says species or organism. I love st. Patricks day
she's bipolar. she literally has TWO facebook pages. one for each personality. this. bitch. is. crazy.
One of the bamboo sticks broke and impaled him. I think he's drunk enough that it shouldn't hurt until tomorrow.
I have 20 seconds to get my life together and look presentable.
I heard you were walking home with taylor with your dress completely up and your ass exposed
Yeah, that sounds like my life.
he may be homeless but his dick however is not... anymore.
We would be rich. And the whole world would be stoned.
I almost drank vegetable oil. Where were you? I needed you.
In tonight's episode of Travis' Fucked up Sex Life, Travis breaks into a building at Tulane to have sex with an attractive Asian man.
We had sex with a sexual harassment video playing in the background before his gf got there. I've hit a new low
sex on a trampoline, in the rain, on ecstasy, just thought you should know.
I'm dancing with a sandwich I just made cause I'm so happy how delicious it tastes, that high haha
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